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Rule 11- I do not offer a cock rating service. Ask your mom. (or dad). If you ask me, I plan a one word rating system, not a scale, to be defined in and upcoming blog post. Be warned. Simon Cowell with tits. (posted months ago).

Here we go. Do you like it? What do you think? Here's my steel rod! on and on and on. Thinly veiled words, a man (or transgendered) wanting not an opinion ("seen bigger", "pretty scaley, do you wash?", "too curved, don't need a back scratcher" ), but just admiration!! I get it, you hardly know where you stand amid your peers, can't be caught looking in the bathroom, and your mom stopped commenting on it when you were 5. Your girlfriend and ex girlfriend also have a vastly different opinion of it.

As an aside, never had a woman ask how meaty her flaps were, if her clit was going to make me gag, or really pay much more attention to the vagina than, say a nice pair of shoes.

So, since I reserve the right to have fun at your expense should you chose to violate rule 11 and ask my opinion on your cock, AND since my time is valuable and I'm not as much an expert as you might think (watch it!), I will do the following:

Describe your penis by the first word (or phrase) beginning with the letter B that pops into my mind when I see it.

WTF? Well, of course, BIG begins with B! Is that enough? What about bigger, biggest? Or, bent, bone, bulb, bulbous, baseball bat, bull, etc? A baseball bat is pretty big!

Having reviewed the dictionary, I am armed with a sufficient arsenal of B-words to handle most situations. I'll keep the definitions in another blog post. So, if you ask, I will rate, then direct you back to the references to figure out what it means.