What is a Tribute Picture for Men

I have had offers from men to use my image, which they will spray with seed and send proof in the form of a picture of a picture. Not sure about this practice ... i guess it is much easier than it used to be with smartphones. Can't see anyone taking a polaroid picture and cumming on it, when the person is right there. One hour photo labs, or the Walmart kiosk to get a print? Who walks around Walmart with wood? Ahh, print out paper on a photo printer, then spray away. Chef don't judge, but might not want to let your mom empty your trash, boys. So that leaves the laptop and smartphone combo. This is especially challenging because they want to take the picture with the smartphone, so can't cum on the phone. I suspect it's not easy to cum on a laptop screen, depending on aim, you might have a stuck "FGH" keys. So tip the laptop over, filet the fish, and drop your goo on your 500 piece of technology, holding your 400 dollar phone above to live capture the aftermath. Which ends up looking like a few fuzzy spots on the screen. Is there a market then for a new Instagram type filter, let's call it "Splatter"? I admit it is interesting to see a cock with a recent picture in the background, but save the semen. Cum in your socks and forget about clean up. Oh, and please start using the keyword "lightly soiled" when you go to sell your tech on Ebay -- you may get more or less than asking by people "in the know"