stacydoesdallas's Blog

Today I ask this question to all the men out here because it's a real issue needing to be discussed. Not to be taken lightly and here's the low down on your status as a Cum Slider or the First Pole Insider.

Let's hreak this down.

Cum sliders are the guys that send out cock pics as a meet and greet "hello"

The Cum Slider actually thinks this picture is the best picture ever and his cock looks great as a shame pic to outbeat the 10 mil others payed before him.

Cum sliders only interest is to get a nut so the conversion instantly goes to " do you wanna fuck?"

Now if that's not enough penile pump action there's this tif bitcto gnaw on... the turn down they don't understand. Well they are not understanding the real girls are into talking and meeting up not graciously begging to bang a keyboard.

Hence the Cum Slider. All American idiot talking to fake profiles of girls, actually sticking their cocks in ass that's tainted with balls to grip and a fun bar in front to hand on to while they feel the warmth of the 5 'en before them.

Now The First Pole Insider is a more rare breed of friction on the shaft. This breed really talks to its opponent. Pretending to listen and understand just enough to function as a legitimate contender to slip the Magic Stick into the hole for a goal victory of NAILED IT!

Suave and debonair as they have stealth to manipulate their feelings and boggle their prey into thinking it's love not Donkey Sex on their mind as they plow into the victory shoot first place.

No other cock has shot its splooge in this hollowed out Beaver Den, no sir.

So what are you?

It's ok to be sloppy, I'm not here to judge but always remember to wash your Cock after a dive in the chocolate pudding pool please. No one wants corn stuck in their teeth when sucking off a Log Dog. And you know after that plunge you are on your way up because rock bottom is the only thing uppifting your balls.

And to all the First Cock Insiders who took the effort to earn their taco without sour cream job well done for the effort of picking your next cavern with caution.

You are a true shit talker in the highest. May your aim be true and your loads be plenty you sly talking bastards.

Now don't be shy.

Go ahead and comment below. Tell us if you get the sloppy seconds or the flesh friction.

It's a lifestyle you need to recognize.