clever_creative's Blog

There was a time a cute woman was trying to seduce me. Because I am not a game player I found that annoying. So - what happened you ask? Well we had gone for a morning run and she invited me in for breakfast. Sure - why not - I was hungry.

So she puts on what she thinks is a sexy tank top (no bra) shorts (no panties) and puts her hair up in a ponytail (for the record - I hate ponytails).

She went about trying to be seductive while making the waffles and bacon and such (bending way over, etc) but I played it cool and clueless. I got a great breakfast out of it and was on my way without having to bed her. I found out later through a mutual friend that she was furious that her seduction hadn't worked. Ha ha!