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Does Hugh need chocolate when he gets the Bunnies?

I've been lying awake thinking about Easter and Mr. Hugh Hefner. Sometimes I ponder the details of this man's life and how wonderful it must be. Last night I wondered in particular about Easter at Hugh's mansion. Does the man who is surrounded in play bunnies receive chocolate at Easter or does he simply indulge in the bunnies themselves?

As I drifted back to sleep my imagination took over...


"Good Morning and Happy Easter Darling!" I opened my eyes to a sprite-ly young blonde looking teasingly adorable in fluffy pink bunny ears and little else. Her massive cleavage grazed my chest as she leant in kiss my cheek, and my dick swelled with lust as I took her over sized breasts in my hands and squeezed before returning a kiss upon her perky nipple.

"Oh Hugh! Dont get too carried away just yet. I still have my Easter gift for you" and she smiled coyly before swinging her body around doggy style and hovering her delicious pussy above my face. There neatly sitting between her lips at the entrance to what I desired most was a single chocolate egg.

"Oh Baby girl, you certainly know how to make a man happy" and before she could answer my mouth approached its prize. My tongue scooped against her open pussy, the chocolate soft and gooey from her body heat. I felt her move slightly, enjoying the pleasurable sensation of my tongue stroking and dipping into her. The more I ate the more I tasted her saltiness come through and as I realised her wetness I moved my hand over her clitoris and gave her a firm circular rub. Almost instantly she groaned her pushed her pussy harder against my face.

'Fuck chocolate', I thought 'give me bunny pussy any day'

Needless to say I had my way with that girl in my dream. Damn, what a delicious mess that girl made of me!

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#Aftersex Selfies

Although I would like to claim responsibility for encouraging the Selfie Revolution last week it would be dishonest of me to do so; however I was delighted to see treading on Instagram this week- #Aftersex. It seems people from all walks of life captured and shared after sex selfies with their unsuspecting friends and family without warning and with mixed responses.

It would be my opinion that Instagram is certainly not the place for such images. For goodness sake the staff of IG cant bare to allow an exposed nipple let alone delve deeper into the murky waters of sex selfies. No, no…. these things are much better left to … A place where we appreciate when our … they get some real sex as opposed to chatting about it or simulating it via cam. In fact I would insist you share more my friends…. Perhaps then all the poorly spoken men who complain via blog that no one responses to their ‘Fuck me’ requests might see that nice men do win the race; and there is certainly some hot steamy sex going on behind the scenes.

I did spend some time today scrolling through the feed of #aftersex images; and Ive put together a small sample for you, everything from the casual intimate:


And then there are always the jokers…


Kudos to these guys… while I hope their Mother’s aren't following their IG feeds their images are less confronting then the above profiles. And then as you would expect there are the people who are plain bizarre or get it wrong.


Yes that is a horse’s head on the far left. Why she agreed Ill never know. To the guy in the middle I would simply say “Buddy, we all know its you taking the photo. It’s a selfie. Faking sleep while taking a selfie makes you look like a moron. Sorry” and to the fellow in image number three… come to … darling… you’ll find men slightly less creepy here.

Last of all… is the desperate and pathetic. My dear girl who faked #aftersex by poorly photoshopping her face over another lying with Bradley Cooper. Nothing ‘Candid’ about it. Some crazes are not worth looking silly over.


Now while I would expect most mainstream blogs to report on how society is becoming more narcissistic and this trend is a tad icky; Im going to go out on a limb and say I think there is a time and a place for the #aftersex selfie (and in my opinion Instagram is not it). I like looking at the secret photo on my phone of my lover and I with crazy sexed up hair and contented grins. It brings a smile to my face to see the image we took of our feet together at the end of the bed, because it reminds me of a bond we share and the way he makes my legs shake like no other. In some way is this not the trophy prize to the sexy selfie? That someone has seen our attractiveness and wants to keep it for him/herself? It means all those public displays of sexiness were not in vain; and while we all hope that our sweetheart’s cherish our brains and connect with us on a deeper level isn’t it nice to know they are our biggest fans and proud to be caught digitally in that moment. Let me suggest that the @aftersex selfie is best when it is kept as a postcard to ourselves (and perhaps special … friends) to remind us of that moment in time when the big “O” put a glow on our face and all was at peace within our sexy world.


  • Mr_Bombastik

    Personally I think all aftersex selfies are good they tell something about the persons in them, even somebodys face photoshoped onto a picture of somebody lieing with celebrity tells something about their desires!
The Sexy Selfie

Its Monday morning, I’ve showered, dressed and in the kitchen preparing breakfast; as I bend into the corner cupboard for my saucepan I feel my lace knickers ride into my backside and instantly think ‘Mmm.. this could make a very hot … photo’. Am I becoming ‘selfie’ obsessed?! My naughty ‘selfie’ collection hidden on the hard drive at the back of my wardrobe might suggest so, although a quick glance at Instagram and I realize I’m not alone. What was once a creative feed for avid photographers is now an array of duck faces and bouncy round butts (now lovingly referred to as the ‘belfie’). Not that I particularly mind however it’s my observation that the ‘sexy selfie’ is no longer a quiet thing for the minority but something embraced by the majority with us documenting even the most mundane of daily chores carefully styled to accentuate the cleavage and capture the wicked … in our eye that suggests its more than the icing from the cake we would like to be licking from the tip of our finger.

Now I am by no means criticizing this movement; I’m charging forward from the front of the pack. If Perez Hilton is to be believed we are soon to see #SSS (Sex Selfie Sunday) taking the place of #TBT (Throw Back Thursday).

But why are we doing it?! Is it that we are a more sexually open society? Is it that it creates a sense of sexual liberty? Truth is there is nothing new about it, technology has just made it easier to take photos of ourselves having sex without having to pick the prints up from the pharmacy three days later shame faced. Perhaps we take more because we have more control over how we present ourselves with the forward facing camera, instant viewing options and endless photo apps making photo editing a breeze with the perfect filter for every occasion and mood. Of course we want to portray a flattering image of ourselves and we expect encouragement and affirmation when we share these images in social media; I do however object the notion that we must meet society’s version of perfect in every image and I do like the suggestion that all ‘selfies’ should be hash tagged ‘VAIN’.

There have been blogs written criticizing this trend claiming that it pushes unreal expectations on women leaving them feeling not “good enough, pretty enough, and skinny enough”. However on a place like … I would argue that all forms of beauty are embraced and it is a way to express and celebrate individuality.

You may have seen the new … image … Encourages Shameless Selfies”, and honestly speaking it is sex selfie heaven online here for both voyeurs and exhibitionists alike so I thought I’d end this blog by giving you a few of my tips tips on how to take a good selfie.

1- Use natural lighting. Sunshine is a photographers best friend and the light is at its best when its low in the sky. Go towards the light and face towards the sun. It’s more flattering than artificial light. Never take a backlit photo, it creates shadows that are becoming to no one.

2- Know your good angles. Sometimes a slight twist to the side can give your waist a kinder appearance. Although duck faces are definitely best left to the girls in high school, a slight pout will accentuate your cheek bones. Highlight your best features, no one is telling you that you must take a photo of every part of your body. Tease them with your best bits and leave the rest for the imagination.

3- For facial shots, Hold the camera slightly higher rather than lower; and Men (according to research from the University of British Columbia) should keep their expression brooding. Smiling men look friendly, but serious guys look hot, the study found.

4- Think about your background. If you insist on taking your selfies from your bedroom please take a few moments to tidy your room first. A messy background can be distracting and sometimes quite off putting, no one wants to see what a grub you are. Think about what might be a subtle interest to look at, such as sex toys casually displayed on the bed but keep in clean and interesting.

5- Play around with photo editing apps. Nearly always your photo is going to improve with a filter. There is no longer a reason to post a photo displaying a bright red pimple when it can be removed effortlessly with one of these apps. Crop the image to flatter and balance the focal point of the photo. Everyone is doing it.. don’t be shy.. be creative!

… would be a dull place without the enjoyment of sharing sexy selfies. I think we would all agree Sex Selfies are so much better than the oversharing trend of food porn. So dare I declare, “LONG LIVE THE SEXY SELFIE!”image

Apps to improve your sex life.

It’s Saturday afternoon and I’ve set myself up with the laptop on the coffee table, complete with a tasty looking antipasto and a cold pear cider. While I wait for my lux work station to inspire me I wonder what knowledge I have to impart for this week’s blog when conveniently I receive a text message from my friend with a “WTF?!” and a link to an app.

So my inspiration has come… and after some research on my tablet here is my list of apps that wont only entertain you but also give you a few pointers to improving your sex life.

{Please note: … is in no way affiliated or associated with these applications, nor does it promote or endorse the products or services they provide. }


If you want to be a master at oral this is the app for you to practice those finer tongue skills. When you visit you a greeted with a friendly tongue encouraging you to cover your device in plastic wrap before licking the screen to begin. You then select an exercise you would like to practice. How many times can you flick the light switch or sharpen the pencil using only your tongue? While there isnt a whole lot of content, it makes up for it in entertainment value. The graphics are attractive, it has a fun user friendly interface and definitely worth a look.



This is a perfect app for standing out from the crowd on … Every girl loves a guy who can make her smile and giggle; and this app has some of the funniest, cheesiest, sleaziest and weirdest pick up lines you’ll ever hear. A few of my personal favourites, “If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.” or “There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.” Know someone into Harry Potter, Twilight, Mario Bros, Superman or Star Wars? They have all them covered too, “I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all wookie where it counts baby.”

Not getting responses from emails on … try a few of these beauties.. they may not get you to third base but they are sure to start conversations. The only one I don’t recommend, “Earth woman, prepare to be probed!”


The title is self explanatory, this app provides a list of sex positions for the car, each rated out of five with a basic visual and text guide. This is a fairly basic app but I enjoyed flicking through the positions even if some … slightly ambitious like ‘Front and Centre’ where the man kneels from the back seat and sticks his cock through the space between the front seats towards his partner backing up doggy style. To be fair I find the idea of car sex exciting and I am enthusiastic to try a few with my lover on the backseat.



This is a fun app… I smiled instantly. Select the number of rounds you wish to play with your lover, enter your names and random foreplay acts for each player are suggested. You are given a minimum and maximum time frame for each and once you hit start you can’t proceed to the next task until the bells sounds for the end of time.

The suggestions are simple, yet fun and creative; such as, “Have Chris blindfold you. Have him place a drop of honey below his waist and lay down on his back. Your job is to search his body with your tongue and mouth for that drop.”

This is an app I would definitely keep on my phone… lots of erotic ideas on this app. It’s sure to bring extra fun to the bedroom and put you in the mood for some great sex. It could also be the perfect icebreaker for that first encounter.



This app is ideal when you want to get out of the habit of using the same sex position every time. The range is large enough to be considerable and worthwhile (about 60 positions) and there are many examples away from the mainstreams classics you’d expect. I found the descriptions well written and liked that they explained the position as well as the benefits. I also liked that you could bookmark positions as ‘to-do’, ‘tried’ or ‘favorite’. In all honesty there are a tonne of similar apps available, all that varies is the number of positions, quality of illustrations and how annoying the ads/spam can be, but this to me was one of the better apps of this type available.


Have fun

  • Arana89

    this is really good! thanks for sharing.
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  • andyy32

    i agree with sometimesexual and rhys75
  • Mr_JP

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