female (41) from Honolulu, Hawaii looking for male.

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About tiemeupandchokeme

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Body Type
Have some extra pounds
About Me
Just to start things off, this is going to be a longwinded profile. Hi, Im kinda new at this so bare with me. I am a photographer, with a big personality, i enjoy just about anything as long as it isnt country music. It makes my ears bleed. I have a son that is 6, and sometimes i swear he can be the antichrist. But none the less, he is my world. I would love to find someone with the same great sense of humor, and personality. I am very outgoing and would like to try just about everything crazy before I die, legal or not. I am in a crossroad right now in life, so just to get it out of the way, I am not really looking for anything to serious. I am never a serious person, serious people bother me.

I also, just to be forward and honest, am in remission from skin cancer. Life sucks. Who cares, satan can't have me just yet. As you can tell, I have a very peculiar look on life. I wouldn't have it any other way. It's not everyday you meet a woman like me.

I have great goals to someday open my own studio. I think that would just rock. I work really hard for what I have, thus really have no need for anything else material. I might be having more fun now, than in my early twenties. I can't figure that one out either, so don't ask. I also am trying to make sure the antichrist(my son) will spare me when it's my time to go to hell. So he pretty much gets whatever he wants.


I am really great at making someone smile, laugh, and scream. I am an all around jokester. If you can't deal with narcasistic humor, no need to apply. It is just something about me you have to deal with. I am not one of those girls that are like, Did I do something wrong? Are you mad? Are you avoiding me? Frankly, I could give a fuck less what the fuck you do, or where you do it. Chances are, so am I. So I guess you could say i am really good at letting you do your own thing, I know I will be.


Okay Here goes, Fav Band- Bullet for my Valentine, Fav food-anything italian, fav color-blue, fav tv show-Dexter, fav Movie-anything that will make me scream bloody … and last but not least fav role model- of course Audrey Hepburn. Okay enough about me, tell me something about you.

tiemeupandchokeme is Looking For

Age
18-31
I'm looking for
male