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swollendarknessJohn

male (45) from Melbourne, Australia looking for female.

I don't use Icebreaker to connect with people.

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I hate this site. Fully loaded with FAKES!

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This site used to be ok... Its now really fucking SHIT!!!

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Is anybody on here real? Does anybody actually wanna meet up?

1 Hot

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My chat stopped working. WTF???

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Summing up this site... More fake than a dreamshake... You tube dreamshake to understand. Lol

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The fakes are of the charts lately!!!

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Either my fuckbook or my computer is fucked! I cant send pictures. Anyone else having this problem?

swollendarkness: Smarty pants. Very sexy though... Thanks...
swollendarkness: Ofcourse... Lol

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There are some rude muthafuckers on this site. Im gonna puke!!!

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Fuckbook??? Should call it Donga sausage book!!! 50 chicks, 5000 Donga's

swollendarkness: Are you that chic?

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Body Type

Athletic

Drinking

Socially

Education

Some college

Ethnicity

Mediterranean

Eye Color

Brown

Fetishes

Blindfolds, Bondage and discipline, Food fun, Shaved smooth, Spanking, Talking dirty

About Me

Im 6,1" 87 kg. Athletic- Muscular build. (I work out) Quite dark skin (European descent), with brown eyes and dark brown hair. Im told I have a baby face? I'm a real nice boy, but that's because most people dont know what I get up to

I really like to eat a pussy. I'v got big Dumbo ears, a big nose, a big dick and a big sense of humour Lol. Im easy going and a little horny. All the time! Im into motorbikes, Body boarding and adventure sports. Im here to have some fun and if I meet someone nice and things go further, well... If you're looking for a pretty boy or a metrosexual that moisturises his supple skin and exfoliates and takes longer to fix his hair than you do, Beat it!!! Want a real man? Are you up for some serious fun?

Hair Color

Brown

Children

Height

6'0"-6'3" (183-191cm)

Income

$70,000-$100,000

Common interests

Camping, Dining out, Playing Sports

Languages

English

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