Is there anyone on here who's actually from the Pittsburgh - Columbus area? I really just need to meet a real person. We could do whatever we feel like--my treat.

Are there any real people on this site? Or does it literally consist of nothing but a bunch of bots and solicitors trying to convince me to join other sites?

I've been on here for days and talked to a good number of "people," but after about 10 minutes of conversation it becomes clear they are just tools trying to lure me to other seedy corners of the web.

Seriously ... is there a single real person here?