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Man walks up to the door and rings the bell. His ravishing date answers the door stark naked. As soon as Stanley crosses the threshold, Ashley goes for Stan's zipper. Nothing flops out, he's wearing boxer shorts. Our Ashley however has one helluva wet pussy. She pulls Stan into her apartment, slams the door and pushes her "lover" onto the sofa. In seconds, horny Ashley has Stan's pants and shorts down to his knees. She stares at his hardware, and gets up. "Uhh Stan, she says, that Weiner ain't ten inches." Stan looks her in the eyes and says, "Sure if is, when's the last time you had your eyes checked?" "Stan, I'm wearing glasses." Ashley isn't nearly as wet, anymore. "Well, you need to clean them, because my dick is ten inches," Stan insists. "I'm getting a ruler, Ash says to Stan. A minute later, the angry lass comes out of the kitchen with her ruler, grabs his cock, and holds it up to the stick. "Aha, just as I thought, 2 1/2 inches." Stan doesn't miss a beat, "Your ruler is broken. Or it's outdated, one or the other. Look, Ashley just put my dick in your mouth and you'll see how big it gets," Stanley says with all the authority of a PhD. And so Ashley gets back on her knees and takes Stan's two inch erection in her mouth, like a pro. Five minutes of sucking and Stan's dick is still a solid two. Ashley gets up off the floor, wipes the cum from her lips, and says to Stan, "You lied, get out of my house, I never want to see you again. As Stan opens the door and is about to leave, he faces Ashley one last time, and says, "Thanks, that's the best hummer I've gotten for free!"