firegate's Blog

Twas the night before doom's day

and all through the house everyone

felt shitty, even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse and

Dad smoking grass, and I just

settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard

such a clatter, I sprang from my piece

to see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn I saw a

big dick, I knew in a moment

it must be St. Prick.

He came down from the chimney like

a bat out of hell, I knew in a

moment the fucker had fell.

He filled all the stockings with

pretzels and beer, and a big rubber

dick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a

thunderous fart, the son of a bitch

blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed as he rode

out of sight, … on you all and

have one hell of a night!!!"

Happy Christmas and have a merry New Year.