chester17's Blog

Though gorgeous in her profile pic,

She tells me now she wants my dick!

And that's a clue that she's not real,

But, my dick is a believer still!

Try to ignore her, but I fail,

Oh, woe is me, a horny male!

She's eager now, and way too lude:

Thus, probably, she's just a dude!

Considered again, maybe not:

Should banish all that sexist thought!

And, now she's asking for my phone,

To text me how she'll ride my bone!

She's lacking cum, she'll die of thirst,

But she still wants to know me first!

If I say no, I'll feel the loss:

I'll never taste her juicy sauce!

We text for hours, and even days;

Her phone don't work for calls, she says!

"So, can we meet?" I ask at last,

"For you to fuck my massive mast?"

"Mmm, I don't know," is her reply,

"You truly are a handsome guy;

"Love to, babe, but my rent is late -

"My money problems won't abate!

"But, send me, babe, some spending green,

"And I'll ride your cock something mean!"

And, "lease send cash to those I owe,

"So I can be your naughty ho!"

So, that is where I drew the line,

On this deceiving girl so fine!

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And to those con-men coming next:

I choose the ho's I pay for sex!

With Vegas sluts, I need not guess;

The whores I see are in the flesh!

But, you can text me all your nudity,

They're still a thrill for me to see!

Yes, send me pictures all day long;

For they're just fodder for my schlong!

Still, I ain't falling for your games,

Mendacious con-men with no names!

And, even though you make me hard,

You'll never get my credit card!