BigSexyJJr's Blog

I'm going to share a rewritten joke parody I've made a year ago from a certain video game cutscene. Think you could not only figure which game it's from, but what type of cutscene is this? I'm interested to find out!

The Mighty Big Dark Dragon Dick!

A legendary dick!

Said to have been carved out of the bones of the Black Gods!

It brought intense sexual lust, craving and desires to the world during the age of ancient fucking!

It has been utilized by those of the BBC lineage..

Since the dawn of its' discovery/invention of sex...

because of its' incredible influence on women...

Made possible by certain characteristics such as strength, endurance, size, etc. ...

That dwell.... within it!

It is said...

That if the Dark Dragon Dick were to cum inside of a woman...

It would gather the inner sluttiness and horniness of womankind, and confer it upon the woman who succumbs to it!

Transforming her...

Into the Ultimate Thot!

However...

Not even those of the BBC lineage who utilizes and protects it...

Would know the TRUE extent...

Of its' power!!!

The Chocolate Milk Dick...

Another variation of dick utilized and protected by the BBC lineage, since ancient times.

This dick...

Which has said to have been used by multiple races, ethnicities, backgrounds, etc., to fuck all sorts of women around the world!

It's now passed down, from generation to generation, in the Millennial/Generation Z clans!

The modern descendents... Of the BBC lineage!

And now...

The Chocolate Milk Dick...

Is within complete possession...

Of young Brother...

BigSexyJJr!!!