Unquenchable's Blog

Hell yes!

I mentioned my surprising squirting experience in a previous blog but to summarize, I hooked up with a dud fuck, small dick and no stamina; he tried to make it pleasurable for me by finger fucking me, and to my surprise I squirted... like, made a mess of the bed squirted. I felt quite impressed with my body for a moment, like I had reached the holy grail of sex by being able to moan and squirt like a hollywood porn star but the sad reality was, it didn't come with an orgasm. There was no pleasure connected to the squirt.

So what's the point?!

So since that life changing moment, I have realized how I can make myself squirt... it's not that hard to be honest; relax, use the spiderman finger technique and relax some more. I know now, relaxing is the key.. you see, I wasn't really concentrating when Mr. Dud made me squirt the first time. He wasn't getting me off mentally or physically and so I was sucking his dick trying to make him cum so the whole event could be done with. Moments before squirting my mind had been more focused on how to discreetly get the pubic hair that had slipped into my mouth out before it made me gag. Classy, I know; the point is, if I hadn't of been so relaxed about his fingers in my vagina it probably would have never happened.

So, it was messy and unfortunately it happened on my side of the bed so I had to sleep on a towel laid on top of the sheets, since we were in a hotel room. Sex never is in reality as sexy as it looks in the pornos, is it?!

Why am I sharing all this with you? Well, because now I have perspective from the other side I just don't understand what the hype is all about. Is it pleasurable for the female? not exceptionally, apart from an ego boost, since it happens independently of orgasming. Does it look hot from the partner's perspective? Perhaps ,if you are into watching woman urinate wildly... yes, yes, yes... I know it's not... but it comes from the same hole.. and it has a similar consistency, so the two can easily be likened to each other visually.

Squirting, in my not so humble opinion, is a novelty at best. It's the red squirrel in a world of grey- fun the first time you see it, and then 'uupfff, so what it's just a squirrel?!'.