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I just logged in to Fuckbook and saw "2 new messages".

Uhm, nice to see that I get some attention.

I start to read the first one:

"Hi I'm niki.

ok well i am cool and sexy girl..i am in africa on a trip

...if you can help me get back i can come over to your place..

so we can go out on a fuck date...."

Aha ! Right !...

Uhm, wait I'll have to go over to the Western Union office to send you all my money...

Ok, this goes to all fake accounts out there !

Stop telling me stories about "I was visiting my grandma in Africa and I've lost all my papers and money"

or "I'm deaf because of an accident and I need money for an in-ear implant..."

I'm old and wise enough to smell fakes 10 miles ahead !

And by the way, making proposal on Fuckbook could be dangerous since you could be really fucked !!!

So, sorry to all the mid 20 Nigerian guys sitting in the Internet Cafés of Lagos...

...look for a dumber Fuckbook user, I'm definitely not the one !