coolokie's Blog

Brothers were deciding what to get their elderly father for his birthday. Clearly not knowing what he wanted, they hired a call girl! The old man answered his door to  see a barely dressed young attractive female at his door. "I'm here to give you        super sex!" she said. The old man gazed at her for a moment and said, "I'll take the Soup!" If that happened to me I hope she would know CPR! The only strange        women I'd see would be asking me to switch cable companies, or trying to save my soul!

So I have been on this site for a week or so, and have had eleven folks review my profile - two of them men (one with his middle leg exposed). When I first logged on a pretty lady (?) contacted me and we actually chatted for a while. Until she (?) was kicked off the site for scamming.

I lost count of the messages I sent to a number of females I was interested in,    and never got a reply. "They must be busy" I reasoned. Until I checked their       profiles and saw they had been online. Am I discouraged by the lack of              manners? Maybe a little, but they have miles of dick interested in them! What would set me apart? Youth is a gift, but age is an art! I am in no damn hurry, and  take my time to insure a women is pleasured!

Reading comments I noted I am not the only one not satisfied with my               experience. One man complained he drove for several hours to be stood up! A   female member was interrupted during coupling by the man exclaiming she was young enough to be his daughter! He just figured that out after he penetrated  her? Alas another guy blogged this site was BS. If any one has actually had         success - I'd like to hear about it (not in detail).

One might say post a picture for more interest. I look younger then my actual    age and may be accused of using an old picture! Not that I believe anything on  this any way! So the fool I am I will stay a while longer tp see if anyone ever        responds. What are the chances? Hopefully better than getting struck by             lightening!