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Galya went with Ivan to the forest for mushrooms. Went away and Ivan go to the Gale to stick to the subject of love and caresses. But Galya is not conducted in any. And I must say that Gal girl high, and Ivan the meter jump with the cap. But stubborn!! Well, decided Galya him to freeze. Says:

- Well, Vanya, I agree! You just have to look. On the back will not dress dirty - mom will punish, on my knees as something not solid, I'm not a dog. Let's standing. Or standing, if any.

And Ivan agrees! Takes off pants belt, Gale on his knees tightened, pine Galya put her on the belt with their feet climbed like a nip at that as much as cones rained!

Galya was stunned, and fell silent at the peak of pleasure whispers:

- Oh, Ivanushka, the Goblin gave you the idea..

And then from behind the bushes, a voice:

Yeah I've never before seen!

In the joke they say about France. If I'm hurting or insulting the national pride, then I apologize. Write a comment I will delete.

In the suburbs of Paris, railway rails, they fell in love couple and is actively engaged in sex. Around the bend appears a freight train, rushing at great speed.

The engineer saw people desperately starts to honk. Sees that no reaction has not followed – includes emergency braking, the composition with a crash, almost getting off the rail stops just a meter away from the couple. The driver, pale from her ordeal, leaving his cabin and heading for the bullies. The man gets up, shakes off, puts on pants and says in a calm voice:

'Sir, in this situation had to stop one of us. I'm sorry, but I couldn't

Meet two girlfriends

- Why are you so sad? - says one.

- Yes here, I was a lover, it is all so well done, and then the husband came and changed all on its own.

Found my husband's contact in the phone book "Free sex". Out of curiosity I called... When MY cell phone rang, I almost from the chair fell... BITCH!

Sophisticated French woman married to the brutal Texan. It takes a month of married life, she tells him: - Look, Jack. When you kiss me with chewing gum in your mouth, I can survive. I even resigned to the fact that when we have sex, you're not off my hat and boots. But I beg you, when we do a "69", take the cigar out of his mouth!