So last night I was up and bored. Normally I have a bunch of insomniacs that I can hang out with on Facebook when that happens. It is rare but it happens every now and again. For a change my Facebook feed was quiet. The insomniacs were evidently busy elsewhere. So I decided, what the heck, I’ll sign up for a Fuckbook account and see if anyone is up for some online chatting.

Wow! The horniness is real!

I got dick and cock pics from dudes right where I live all the way to India. Nice to know that fluffy women can get some online loving from all over the world. The media is a lying bitch that says different but I hopped on here and found it is a different story.

I feel kind of bad for you guys. There are so many horny cocks and dicks on here. Made my pussy a little moist even though I had already attended to her. I saw all manner and color of suckable fuckable cocks and dicks but I don’t know you guys attached to them.

I even have pussy pics in my inbox. That kind of confused me as I put down that I am hetero just looking for some online friends to chat with. Y’all folks are not having it! Y’all want to meet NOW!

I mean, I understand no strings attached sex. I’m just not understanding not checking for my own or YOUR OWN personal safety.

One dude lives in my city and was telling me he has a place of his own, come on over. Dick pic looks like he could definitely get me gagging on his dick and getting it good and wet. How-fucking-ever, dude, I don’t know you. I have no idea if the dude in the pic you sent is you or the older brother of the person really writing to me. I could show up and find a … old boy and a couple of his friends waiting to work me over. Uh … fucking … uh! Or some trannies on some hateration. Or some teenaged girls just being funny. I could go on.

Dudes! You could show up and find the same thing. How do any of you know I’m not really some 7 foot tall dude who goes around … other dudes?

There has got to be a safer way to do this so that all these hungry cocks, dicks, and pussies get fed. I need someone to get on that. I believe if people, both men and women, had more orgasms the world would be a happier place.

It doesn’t have to be anything elaborate like credit and background checks and ish. I just need to know a fucker is of legal age to fuck and is not twisted beyond my kink. When we’ve BOTH nutted to satisfaction I want to get up and walk away without any repercussions. Know what I’m sayin’?

Anybody got any ideas on this?

New here. Brand new. Not even an hour old. Just messing around trying to figure out what I want here. I see a lot of young guys on here. I may be too old for this place. I'll stick around a bit and see.