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Apps to improve your sex life.

It’s Saturday afternoon and I’ve set myself up with the laptop on the coffee table, complete with a tasty looking antipasto and a cold pear cider. While I wait for my lux work station to inspire me I wonder what knowledge I have to impart for this week’s blog when conveniently I receive a text message from my friend with a “WTF?!” and a … to an app.

So my inspiration has come… and after some research on my tablet here is my list of apps that wont only entertain you but also give you a few pointers to improving your sex life.

{Please note: Fuckbook is in no way affiliated or associated with these applications, nor does it promote or endorse the products or services they provide. }

1- LICK THIS

If you want to be a master at oral this is the app for you to practice those finer tongue skills. When you visit lickthisapp.com you a greeted with a friendly tongue encouraging you to cover your device in plastic wrap before licking the screen to begin. You then select an exercise you would like to practice. How many times can you flick the light switch or sharpen the pencil using only your tongue? While there isnt a whole lot of content, it makes up for it in entertainment value. The graphics are attractive, it has a fun user friendly interface and definitely worth a look.

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2- FLIRTY PICK UP LINES (PIAPPS)

This is a perfect app for standing out from the crowd on Fuckbook. Every girl loves a guy who can make her smile and giggle; and this app has some of the funniest, cheesiest, sleaziest and weirdest pick up lines you’ll ever hear. A few of my personal favourites, “If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.” or “There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.” Know someone into Harry Potter, Twilight, Mario Bros, Superman or Star Wars? They have all them covered too, “I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all wookie where it counts baby.”

Not getting responses from emails on Fuckbook.. try a few of these beauties.. they may not get you to third base but they are sure to start conversations. The only one I don’t recommend, “Earth woman, prepare to be probed!”

3- CAR SEX POSITIONS (MIZTIX)

The title is self explanatory, this app provides a list of sex positions for the car, each rated out of five with a basic visual and text guide. This is a fairly basic app but I enjoyed flicking through the positions even if some … slightly ambitious like ‘Front and Centre’ where the man kneels from the back seat and sticks his cock through the space between the front seats towards his partner backing up doggy style. To be fair I find the idea of car sex exciting and I am enthusiastic to try a few with my lover on the backseat.

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4- COUPLE FOREPLAY SEX GAME (MMOBILE APP)

This is a fun app… I smiled instantly. Select the number of rounds you wish to play with your lover, enter your names and random foreplay acts for each player are suggested. You are given a minimum and maximum time frame for each and once you hit start you can’t proceed to the next task until the bells sounds for the end of time.

The suggestions are simple, yet fun and creative; such as, “Have Chris blindfold you. Have him place a drop of honey below his waist and lay down on his back. Your job is to search his body with your tongue and mouth for that drop.”

This is an app I would definitely keep on my phone… lots of erotic ideas on this app. It’s sure to bring extra fun to the bedroom and put you in the mood for some great sex. It could also be the perfect icebreaker for that first encounter.

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5- KUMASUTRA – 3D SEX POSITIONS (SUPAAPPS)

This app is ideal when you want to get out of the habit of using the same sex position every time. The range is large enough to be considerable and worthwhile (about 60 positions) and there are many examples away from the mainstreams classics you’d expect. I found the descriptions well written and liked that they explained the position as well as the benefits. I also liked that you could bookmark positions as ‘to-do’, ‘tried’ or ‘favorite’. In all honesty there are a tonne of similar apps available, all that varies is the number of positions, quality of illustrations and how annoying the ads/spam can be, but this to me was one of the better apps of this type available.

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Have fun

  • dark_0092: this is really good! thanks for sharing.
  • jeep818: Cool and fun stuff!
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