Tripod3's Blog

Q. What's the definition of trust?

A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?

A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.