Slutwife-and-Hubby's Blog

First, it will depend a little on what you want. We like honesty. If all you want are some photos to jack off to, just ask. Either hubby or I will send some no problem.

Sample: "I'm so horny, and really want some photos to help me get off. Could you send me some? I love seeing you (suck cock/spreading your pussy lips/dripping cum/bent over/whatever)."

If you're a guy trying to rip the site off by using a free female profile, we'll call you out on it, not send you photos, and report the account. We're not trying to be jerks, we just want this site to keep going and paying accounts are how that happens. Additionally, you guys ruin the site for everyone.

If you want to chat or roleplay and get photos while you do: You need to be able to carry on your side of a fun erotic story. This means decent spelling, decent grammar, an imagination, and not rushing it. I'm not grading you paper, but I do need to be able to understand what you're trying to say and not cringe as I read it. Read some of our stories to see what I mean (http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1824150&page=submissions). I like to be dominated, but I'm not into pain. That's a great place to start. Remember, don't rush it. If I say "what would you do to me sir" you might respond with "Well, first I'd tell you to get on your knees and suck me for a bit". If you reply with a list of things you'd do, culminating in you finishing, then the chat is basically over...and it was lame.

If you want to have ongoing, regular sexy chats: Then talk to me about things other than just sex. We enjoy cooking, good food, books (especially sci-fi stuff...we read constantly), travel, and learning more about other people's fantasies/life styles/kinks.